I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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