Pappa wants mamma naked
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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