As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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