Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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