if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
