Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Do plants get herpes?
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