is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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