Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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