i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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