weddingsv make me drug and hornr
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
