He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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