I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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