Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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