I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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