Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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