Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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