Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I have feelings that need drinking.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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