): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
did i just pee glitter
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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