i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We smell like vodka and hangover
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