just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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