Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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