woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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