For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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