Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I am available for nakedness
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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