It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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