VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Can Purell be used as lube?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He shit in the fireplace
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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