That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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