How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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