I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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