I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
