Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
