I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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