I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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