"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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