Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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