Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just want to make out with him forever
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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