When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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