So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
