just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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