I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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