O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm like, not good at living.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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