ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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