Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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