Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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