i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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