I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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