apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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