I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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