i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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