Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
what is it with giant penises always finding me
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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