Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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