umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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