That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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