nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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