i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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