Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
handjob tips. give me some.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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