Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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