Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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